godtierjanecrocker:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

words i use in every sentence:

• no
• stop
• dude
• literally
• like
• seriously
• man

that was a sentence right there

“No! stop dude, literally like seriously, man.”

floozys:

“boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

hishonourabletyranny:

thegreekweegee:

beginner’s guide to eurovision song contest

You shoudl hear the fangirls here in Greece when Sakis enters a scene; they all become banshees and just scream “ΣΑΚΗ!!!” in mad love.

Bithes mention Sertap Erener because she owned that year. She was like so far ahead omfg

• Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
• Friends: Don't forget to socialize
• Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
• Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
• Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
• Society: Don't forget to be perfect
• Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
• Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

destielandjohnlock-inthetardis:

saywheeeeee:

louistheking:

i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet 

And in that moment, I swear we were all Sherlock.

you know what it fucking sucks when you have so many books to read but school keeps getting in the fucking way and you just get homework everyday and it’s like goddamn it motherfucker i juST WANT TO FUCKING READ MY BOOKS I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SCHOOL I WANT TO READ MY FUCKING BOOKS

aboveaurum:

soundproofliz:

amen

broke bitches unite